Seriously, enough with this gourd obsession America
Because I like to tackle the most pressing issues of our time, I decide to write a column about America’s addiction to decorative gourds. It’s fall, and that means that gourds are everywhere — too many gourds, if you ask me.
To help heal the country, I encouraged President Joe Biden to enact, via executive order, a one-gourd-per-family mandate. I call it the Mono-Gourd Accord.
You can read all about it here. I put together this video to help families identify, by name, which gourd they want to choose. You’re welcome, America!
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