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Punchlines: Fallon, Kimmel, Conan, Colbert


Arguments before the Supreme Court on California's Prop 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act started yesterday, and will continue today. How do you think the court will decide? The late-night comedians have their say about what the high court should do, and what the consequences will be of their decision.

These are our favorite jokes from last night. Take a look, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching on your tablet or smartphone? In that case, visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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Punchlines: Gay marriage
The Supreme Court heard arguments on two gay marriage cases yesterday. What will they decide? The late-night guys weigh in. Vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.