Punchlines: Leno, Ferguson and Kimmel on Witherspoon

And you thought you had a bad weekend. Actress Reese Witherspoon was arrested after getting into an argument with police when her husband was pulled over for what police thought was a DUI. What card did she pull? The "do you know who I am?" card. Apparently the cop either didn't, or didn't care.

See what the late-night comedians had to say about it during this webisode of Punchlines. After you take a look at our favorite jokes, vote for your own in the quick poll to the right. If you're watching this on your smartphone or tablet, visit opinion.usatoday.com to vote.

Punchlines: Witherspoon loses good girl image?

You thought you had a weekend, but at least you weren't arrested on charges of disorderly conduct. Guess who was? Listen to the best jokes from the late-night comics. Vote for your favorite at opinion.usatoday.com.