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Punchlines: What's on tap for dad this weekend?


It's come around again, another Father's Day sure to be filled with neck ties, soaps on a rope and Sunday brunches. But for NBA players, according to one late-night comedian, it's also known as "don't answer the phone day."

Take a look at our favorite jokes about the holiday from last night's late-night lineup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. If you're watching from your smartphone or tablet, visit opinion.usatoday.com to vote.

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Punchlines: Looking forward to Father's Day
What's on tap for you and your dad this Father's Day? Take a look at what the late-night guys had to say about this holiday, then vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.