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Punchlines: How did you celebrate Labor Day?


What did you do to celebrate Labor Day? If you're like most people, the celebration probably involved barbecue, but hopefully not the cooking of chicken feet. The fact that 30,000 tons of it were tainted ruined one late-night comic's plans. And another laments how the celebration that we call Labor Day isn't really a celebration at all. What's the holiday for? Essentially, this comic said, it's a day off that we take to celebrate the fact that we get a day off.

Take a look at our favorite jokes about the holiday weekend that marks the end of summer, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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Punchlines: How did you Labor Day?
The late-night comics on Labor Day barbecues and other ways to celebrate the holiday. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.