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Punchlines: Mixed messaging on Ebola


The warnings about Ebola from the Centers for Disease Control have been anything but clear. One minute the public is being told about breaches in protocol spreading the illness, the next we're receiving an apology with the warning that previous statements about breaches may have been incorrect.

And the late-night comics are as confused (and frustrated) as the rest of us. One pointed out how public transportation is perfectly safe. Wait, or is it not safe? How is it possible, the comic pondered, to both spread it on public transit, but not catch it at the same time? Watch this webisode of Punchlines for the solution to that puzzle.

Another comic took the temperature of his television audience to help put America at ease.

Take a look at our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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Punchlines: Mixed messaging on Ebola
The late-night comics on the Ebola confusion and NFL testing. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.