Punchlines: Changes at the TSA
Could going through airport security get any more cumbersome? One comedian didn't think it could, but he was proven wrong. Now, in addition to making you strip, the comic said, TSA agents are now taking temperatures. As part of screening for Ebola, some airports across the country will be taking the temperature of passengers who may have come from hot zones. The worst part, the comic said, is sitting in the waiting room in your underwear.
And speaking of the TSA, its chief John Pistole will retire starting Dec. 31. Another comic reveals what took so long to get the announcement out to the public.
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