Punchlines: This week in sports
The World Series starts today, and San Francisco, home of the Giants, is taking some strange precautions. Two radio stations have chosen to ban a song that reminds them a little too much of the opposing team -- the Kansas City Royals. One late-night comic reveals which song he wishes they'd ban instead.
Meanwhile in the world of professional football, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning broke the record for career touchdown passes in the NFL. Manning broke Brett Favre's record, completing his 509th scoring pass on Sunday. Two comedians discuss the celebrations that followed.
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