Punchlines: Holidays and politics don't mix
After he found out that Vice President Joe Biden would be lighting the national menorah at the White House, Smokey the Bear asked his secretary to hold all of his calls. You can never be too safe, was Smokey's thought according to one comic. What other potential holiday blunders are the late-night comics talking about?
Another comic fills us in on a Santa pub crawl and the workings of the New York transit system.
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