Punchlines: Hacked!
What's needed to ensure cybersecurity in the U.S.? According to President Obama's recently released plan (which he's slated to discuss further during next week's State of the Union address) it's legislation that would promote information sharing between the government and the private sector.
But the late-night comics have their own ideas. According to one, the Pentagon attack wasn't even a real hacking threat. Find out what he thinks really happened (after that, you can probably come to your own conclusions about how to solve that problem). Another comic suggests that Obama encourage private companies to make their sites more like the first rollout of the Obamacare website. No one could get into that.
Take a look at our favorite jokes from the late-night lineup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.
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