Punchlines: Why it's called Winter Storm Juno
It was predicted that Winter Storm Juno would be one of the worst to hit the Northeast, and already more than two feet of snow have blanketed parts of southern New England, according to reports. Thousands of flights were canceled yesterday in preparation for the blustering conditions, leaving many tourists stranded in New York. One comic explained the storm's wintry moniker by stating to his audience that "juno" this is going to be a nightmare.
Another comic warned his audience not to move until the rows in front of their seats had been neatly plowed. Take a look at our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup about the country's latest blizzard, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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