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Punchlines: I now pronounce you Facebook divorced


It's time for the world's most popular social media site to add another option to its relationship status drop-down menu: divorced via Facebook (sort of).

A New York woman has become the first person to legally serve her husband, who has apparently made himself incredibly scarce, divorce papers via Facebook, according to reports. But James Corden of The Late Late Show had another suggestion. Why not just divorce him on Tinder, you know that site every woman visits to find her estranged husband?

And from cyber splits to cyber theft, late-night comic Seth Meyers fills us in on a theft ring named after a Game of Thrones animal.

All this and more technology buzz in today's Punchlines. After you watch our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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Punchlines: I now pronounce you Facebook divorced
The late-night comics on the latest technology talk, including divorce papers served via Facebook and cyber theft. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.

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