Punchlines: In honor of Earth Day, a new slogan for the planet
Considering how vital the planet is to our existence, we should be less prone to abusing it. But as the late-night comics pointed out in last night's monologues honoring Earth Day, we're guilty of all kinds of horrible abuses: overwatering in California despite one of the most severe droughts in the state's history; making fun of recycling; and throwing out tons of trash in New York City (even worse when that trash includes dead bodies).
But Jimmy Kimmel has the solution. What will make people care more? A snappy slogan promoting the importance of the planet. Examples: Earth, we've got tacos! Or Earth, not your momma's planet! Hear more, and find out which was the audience favorite, in today's Punchlines.
After you watch our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.
