Punchlines: Oprah for president?
What are the characteristics people are looking for in the next president? According to Jimmy Fallon, Oprah Winfrey has them. Take a look at today's Punchlines to find out what they are (and aren't), and how likely it will be that in 2016 the country will be hailing a President Winfrey.
And what's going on with Hillary Clinton's super PAC? How are the GOP candidates lining up? Saturday Night Live's Colin Jost and Michael Che tell us in Weekend Update.
Take a look at our favorite election 2016 jokes from this weekend, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.
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