Punchlines: No wonder D.C. is so fit
If you live in the nation's capital, you might be in better physical shape than most. Washington, D.C. was rated the nation's fittest city of 2015 in the American College of Sports Medicine's American Fitness Index. Of course it was, according Seth Meyers. That's where the country's most adept politicians go to back-peddle, jump to conclusions and dodge questions. Virtually everything they do is cardio.
So, what are the politicians up to who want to run the nation's most-in-shape city?
Hillary Clinton may have to face more questions about her email activity. The State Department will release 55,000 of her emails, though reports say this likely won't be until January. That's OK, according to Conan O'Brien, because really it's just one long stream of her searching for Bill. And find out why Chris Christie's penchant for blocking things may resurface. A political roundup in today's Punchlines.
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