Punchlines: Black Friday was down but not out
How did you spend Black Friday?
If you were like a growing number of people across the country, you probably spent it in front of your laptop digging into early Cyber Monday deals. In-store sales and traffic dropped this year, according to reports.
But did that slight slump in brick-and-mortar numbers stop shoppers from committing their usual Black Friday assaults for discounts on flat-screen televisions? Unfortunately, no. Take a look at the raucous retail raids in today's Punchlines, above.
Late-night British comic James Corden spent his first Black Friday in America questioning our wild behavior. He predicts that an Amazon alternative will change the holiday shopping landscape in 2016. And what did Black Friday look like in Brazil? Jimmy Kimmel shows us.
Watch our favorite holiday retail jokes, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.