Punchlines: A few tips for Obama
How much does your gait say about you?
If you're a political leader it could say plenty. Late-night comic Stephen Colbert gives some advice to prop up President Obama's walk after examining what some have described as the "gunslinger gait" of Russian President Vladimir Putin. The Late Show host brings out trusted standbys including the crab and another that will allow the president to see who is around him all the time.
And Conan O'Brien takes a look at one aspect of the Obamas' holiday giving that apparently reflects the president's domestic policy.
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