Punchlines: New Year's resolutions bound to be broken
The late-night comics returned Monday after a break for the holidays. They were pumped for 2016 and ready with New Year's resolutions. James Corden said he resolved to join a gym — which he proudly said he did. And next year, he joked, he'll resolve to go to the gym. Don't feel defeated if you have trouble keeping your resolutions. To stick to them, you could try what Stephen Colbert did. He announced his list in public. What was on it? Check out Punchlines to find out.
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