Punchlines: Candidates a choice between bad, worse
What's a good way to describe the choice between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz? According to Lindsey Graham, a former GOP presidential candidate and current senator, it's like choosing between "being shot or poisoned." And what is it like to support Jeb Bush, the candidate that Graham decided to endorse? Jimmy Fallon fills us in on what that form of death is like.
And the anchors of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, Colin Jost and Michael Che, tell us the latest from Hillary Clinton's campaign and Sarah Palin's endorsement of Trump.
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