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Punchlines: It's Monday. Do you know where your tax dollars are?


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This year's IRS deadline was extended by three days, giving folks until today, April 18, to file their taxes.

But there's one group that likely doesn't care when the tax deadline is. Religious organizations are tax exempt, and that fact makes late-night comic Bill Maher — an atheist who considers himself part of a growing sect of religiously unaffiliated — "hopping mad" (one of many references the comic makes to Scientology in today's Punchlines, above).

And when it comes to releasing tax returns, how could Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump be more opposite? Saturday Night Live's Colin Jost tells us.

Take a look at our favorite jokes about tax day, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.