Punchlines: A delicate dance between Clinton, Sanders and Trump

Do the remaining primaries even matter at this point?
Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton certainly seems to think they don't. She has a lead over Bernie Sanders that he can't realistically touch. Yet, like his Saturday Night Live character — portrayed by comedian, writer and actor Larry David — Sanders has become that guy who just won't leave the bar at closing time. He refuses to acknowledge that it's over. Take a look at Punchlines, above, to see the delicate dance that Clinton won during SNL's season finale opener.
And if you're wondering why Chris Christie is hanging on with GOP presumptive nominee Donald Trump despite the candidate's most recent slam, Stephen Colbert will fill you in.
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