Punchlines: For Democrats, an all-female ticket?
Now that the presumptive nominees are inching ever closer to being the actual nominees for their respective parties, the biggest question that remains is: Who will be their running mates?
Many hoping for an all-female ticket on the Democratic side of the aisle are pushing for Hillary Clinton to choose Elizabeth Warren. The senator has already launched some fairly biting attacks against Donald Trump, calling him a "thin-skinned fraud." But Stephen Colbert quickly corrected her. That stuff on Trump's face can't be skin. Take a look at today's Punchlines, above, to see how Colbert describes it.
And who will Trump pick as his running mate? We won't know until he accidentally tweets it.
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