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Punchlines: New rules for dads


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Dads, how did you celebrate Father's Day this year? If you're anything like Jimmy Fallon, you hunkered down for a TV marathon involving the NBA, golf, Game of Thrones and plenty of beers.

But Stephen Colbert has a few new rules that might help next year's celebration be even more festive.  Take a look at today's Punchlines to find out what they are and how Colbert's big furry hat makes him, temporarily, the authority on all things dad.

After you watch our favorite jokes, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right.  Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

Follow Eileen Rivers on Twitter @msdc14.

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