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Punchlines: Biden goes to college. Pence makes a plea.


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What will Vice President Biden do after he leaves office? According to late-night comic Seth Meyers, he may turn toward academia, but not in the way you might think. Take a look at Punchlines, above, to see Meyers' spin on the possibilities.

And the actress who plays Crazy Eyes on the hit show "Orange is the New Black," Uzo Aduba, volunteered at a campaign event for Hillary Clinton. Jimmy Fallon explains why the two immediately clicked.

Speaking of clicking, Donald Trump's running mate Mike Pence has clicked with reporters who are following him on the campaign trail. When he threw a baseball to the group declaring the Cubs his World Series pick, they weren't expecting the hidden message that came with it. Find out what it was in today's political Punchlines roundup.

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