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Punchlines: Thanksgiving travel and other tortures


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If you're planning a long trip for Thanksgiving, brace yourself for massive (and according to James Corden, clueless) crowds. Travel for the holiday is expected to be off the charts. What will that mean for airport security? Corden shows us in Punchlines, above.

Is Black Friday the best day to take advantage of discounts on lingerie? Jimmy Fallon says likely not. And as Christmas shopping begins, Seth Meyers introduces us to a holiday tree that might be a bit too minimal.

Take a look at our favorite jokes about the holiday, and then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

Follow Eileen Rivers @msdc14.