Punchlines: Trump family, feuds and inauguration finance
Anyone who thought the petty Twitter squabbles by President-elect Donald Trump would end once his White House win was legitimated by the Electoral College is in for a disappointing four years.
Not even 24 hours after his electoral victory was announced, Trump started feuding with Bill Clinton, who criticized the president-elect's campaign by stating that Trump "doesn't know much" beyond "how to get angry, white men to vote for him." The two politicians also revived an old feud about who called whom first after Trump's acceptance speech. Conan O'Brien chimed in on that one, explaining Clinton's motivation for ringing the Trump household. Take a look in Punchlines, above.
And for just $1 million you can have access to Trump during inauguration weekend. His sons have been listed as directors of an Opening Day event that's raising money for "conservation" charities, according to reports. Depending on the amount given, donors can go fishing, hunting and take photos with Trump and other members of the family. How much do you have to pay to get access to the tweet that will start World War III? Jimmy Fallon fills us in.
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