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Punchlines: What's left on your holiday list?


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If you're like most of us, you've probably still got some last-minute holiday shopping to do.

Not to worry, because the late-night comics have some last-minute holiday shopping tips: If you missed purchasing Amazon's Echo before it sold out, Jimmy Fallon suggests a more human-centered substitute for turning the house lights on and off. And what do you get the candidate who made history as the first female major party nominee, but fell short of the presidential win? Conan O'Brien tells us what Bill Clinton purchased.

There aren't many who can top Bill Gates as a Secret Santa. His present to one Reddit gift exchange participant? Take a look at Punchlines, above, for O'Brien's take.

After you watch our favorite holiday jokes of the week, vote for yours in the quick poll to their right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

Punchlines is taking a break for Christmas. But don't worry, we'll be back with a roundup of the best jokes of 2016 on Dec. 30. Have some ideas? Want to suggest a topic? What was your favorite moment from the late-night comics this year? Post your suggestions in the comments section on this story page and we'll keep them in mind as we round up ours! Happy holidays!

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