Punchlines: A session on Sessions
Does Sen. Jeff Sessions, the first of President-elect Donald Trump's administration picks to sit through confirmation hearings, need to smoke some marijuana? Or perhaps he just needs to stop using the word "blacks" when trying to explain how he's not a racist. Or maybe specifying that he knows the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and the Wu-Tang Clan would help him out. These are all suggestions from the late-night comics after watching the first day of confirmation hearings.
Want more? Take a look at our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup in today's Punchlines, above. What did you think of Sessions?
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