Punchlines: Trump the environmentalist

While claiming to be an environmentalist President Donald Trump signed executive actions to advance approval of the Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines on Tuesday. But, what does that have to do with White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's fight with Dippin' Dots? Late-night comic Trevor Noah explains.
And that's not all. Trump also wants to make sure his inauguration will be remembered for years to come. The president reportedly signed a proclamation to make Jan. 20th a day of ... patriotic devotion? See Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon's recommendations.
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