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So what's the Trump administration doing to celebrate Valentine's Day?
Making and mailing out cards for their sweethearts, of course. And late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel got the inside scoop on how each card matches the sender's personality. Take a look at Punchlines, above, to find out how Education Secretary Betsy DeVos spelled the holiday. And why would adviser Kellyanne Conway compare the most romantic day of the year to the Bowling Green Massacre? Kimmel fills us in.
Take a look at our favorite jokes on this holiday for love, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.
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