Punchlines: Just how wrong were the Oscars? Perhaps more than you know.

So by now you've heard about the major #OscarsSoWrong moment — La La Land producers became presenters when they corrected the blooper made by the real presenters who neglected to give the Oscar for best picture to its rightful winner, Moonlight. But did you hear about the moment that almost took host Jimmy Kimmel out during rehearsal?
There were plenty of bloopers to go around on Sunday, not the least of which was one that could have, as Kimmel explained, made him the first person to host the show and be memorialized during it on the same night. Want to find out what nearly happened behind the scenes? Take a look at today's Punchlines, above.
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