Punchlines: Call it anything but Trumpcare
Our top picks for the best late-night laughs

What's the one thing that President Trump isn't clamoring to put his name on? A health care bill that doesn't seem to include much of what he promised.
Late-night comic Samantha Bee ranks the GOP replacement plan for Obamacare among other bills. See which bill was No. 1 (and why it's not Trumpcare) in Punchlines, above.
And Saturday Night Live's Michael Che tells us what coverage is missing for writers who need that extra boost to finish a screenplay.
Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.
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