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Fallon tells us why Independence Day and travel may not mix


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Plan on traveling for the Fourth of July holiday? Late-night comic Jimmy Fallon shows why flying on United might be a bad idea, in today's Punchlines, above.

And Bill Maher wonders if England can play a role in helping Americans celebrate. 

Take a look at our favorite Independence Day jokes, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit usatoday.com/opinion to cast your ballot. 

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