A very Twitter Christmas, by @Trumpmas_Carol
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was tweeting, except for Melania's spouse.
A re-imagination of "A Christmas Carol" as told by President Trump. Written by Hart Seely. All tweets are from a parody Twitter account created by Paste BN Opinion.
Hart Seely is editor of Bard of the Deal: The Poetry of Donald Trump. Follow him on Twitter @SeelySays.