Why did US bomb Iran? In Trump's vibes war, it's impossible to trust anyone. | Opinion
At least the last time a Republican president got America involved in a military quagmire in the Middle East he had the decency to cook up a bunch of phony reasons beforehand.
The day after President Donald Trump launched attacks on Iranian nuclear sites and swept an unprepared nation into another Middle East conflict, Vice President JD Vance said the most ludicrous thing imaginable.
Asked if he and Trump trust the U.S. intelligence community and its assessments, which had been that Iran was not close to developing a nuclear weapon, Vance replied on Sunday, June 22: “Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts.”
Your instincts? Trump and Vance just marched America into a potential war because the vibes felt real nuclear-weapon-y?
Trump didn't even take time to lie to Americans before bombing Iran
At least the last time a Republican president got America involved in a military quagmire in the Middle East he had the decency to cook up a bunch of phony reasons beforehand. These guys just hauled off and dropped bombs and now want us to sit back and trust their hunch that it was the right move.
In 2003, then-Secretary of State Colin Powell went to the trouble of holding up a blue-capped vial of fake anthrax before the United Nations Security Council to back up the Bush administration’s claims that Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was producing weapons of mass destruction. (Spoiler alert: Nope!)
All we got from the Trump team was a lie that the president was going to ponder the bombing option for a spell, and then just days later a stupid Truth Social post saying the bombing had happened.
No congressional approval. No case made to the American people. Just bombs away, then a bunch of people known for their dishonesty trotting out and saying, “Trust us, this was a good thing.”
Marco Rubio, like much of the Trump administration, hates intelligence
Pressed on CBS News’ “Face the Nation” to explain what intelligence led the administration to think bombs needed to be dropped, a frustrated Secretary of State Marco Rubio uttered three words that perfectly encapsulate President Trump, his Cabinet and the entire MAGA movement: “Forget about intelligence.”
They should put that on hats.
Vance swears Americas is only a little bit at war with Iran
Vance continued to stumble about during his June 22 interviews, telling NBC News: “We do not want war with Iran. We actually want peace.”
Because nothing says “we want peace” quite like firing a couple dozen tomahawk missiles at a country before walloping it with more than a dozen 30,000-pound bombs known as “Massive Ordnance Penetrators.”
On ABC News, the duplicitous Mr. Vance made this whiplash-inducing claim: “We're not at war with Iran ... we’re at war with Iran’s nuclear program.”
So we don’t want war, we want peace, but we’re at war with Iran’s nuclear program, but we’re not at war with Iran. That’s starting to sound a bit like, “I want to love you but you keep making me drop bombs on you, so it’s all your fault.”
Of course this Age of Stupidity brought us a war based on vibes
And in the same NBC News interview, he barfed out this gem: “I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents.”
Buddy, right now we have a dumb president. We have a president who still hasn’t accepted he lost the 2020 presidential election, one who misspelled his own name in a June 22 social media post that read: “The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!! DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!” Thank you, Donakd!
We have a president who, just hours after his Defense secretary said the Iran mission “was not, has not been about regime change,” posted this: “It’s not politically correct to use the term, ‘Regime Change,’ but if the current Iranian Regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn’t there be a Regime change??? MIGA!!!”
MIGA? Those are the words of a dumb president. And he’s the same president who in his previous term took the word of Russian President Vladimir Putin over information from America's intelligence community.
Choosing who to trust here is nearly impossible
So what are the Russians whom Trump trusts saying about America’s bombing of Iran? Russian Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev said that it didn’t accomplish much, and that the nation’s nuclear sites suffered only minor damage.
“The enrichment of nuclear material – and, now we can say it outright, the future production of nuclear weapons – will continue,” Medvedev said on social media. “A number of countries are ready to directly supply Iran with their own nuclear warheads.”
So who do we trust? The Russians, who Trump apparently trusts? Rubio, the guy telling us to forget intelligence? Vance, the guy who wants us to roll with the vibes? Trump, the guy who seems deathly allergic to honesty?
If you elect liars, you're going to get lied to
It’s simple: We can’t trust anyone in this administration. They’re liars and sycophants from top to bottom, either too lazy or too full of themselves to even pretend they can present a clear case for this risky military action.
If Trump’s bombing of Iran proves successful – and I, of course, hope it does – it’ll be dumb luck. But if it leads to disaster, it’ll be exactly what anyone paying attention to these reckless hucksters predicted.
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