Early Buzz: Morrissey, Malkovich and more

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Happy Tuesday! We have a whole bunch of headlines, so let's jump right into it:

- Vulture talks to Richard Hell about his new book.

- Horrible Bosses 2 is in the works.

- The author of a fake (but clever) Michael Haneke Twitter account has been revealed.

- Get well soon, Morrissey.

- John Malkovich has signed on to an NBC pirate series.

- What are the best fictional bands of all time?

- Prince composed a theme song for an MSNBC show.

- Watch a trailer for the new season of Nurse Jackie.

- Sherlock is returning for a third season.

- Here's Depeche Mode's Letterman performance from last night.

- The Beatles' secretary tells her story.

- ComiXology has "paused" Marvel's offer to give readers more than 700 free comics.

- Um, please don't trick me by calling your new single R.E.M. (Did we learn nothing from Negativland?)

- Hop aboard the Weezer cruise.

- There's going to be a Trainspotting sequel.

- Here's an interview with Robyn Hitchcock.

- The Cartoon Network's The Clone Wars has been canceled, but it sounds like another Star Wars project is in the works.

- Here are a few details about Marc Maron's IFC show.

- Hey, it's Batman ... made of snow.

- Haha, They Might Be Giants made a flowchart for Particle Man.

- Watch School of Thrones, the Game of Thrones teen parody.

- And finally, I would've given anything to be a fly on the wall at this dinner ...