Early Buzz: Old-school 'Trek,' Johnny Depp and more

Whew, what a Friday! I'm sorry for this morning's delay, but I woke up to some rather serious technical issues. Thanks to IT genie Marc for solving them.

Here are your belated, beloved headlines:

- A scissor-shaped fossil has been named in honor of Johnny Depp.

- This list ranks all of the Star Trek movies.

- And this list ranks the Star Trek villains.

- And this list ranks the best Star Trek episodes!

- Apple's 50 billionth download was my new favorite app, Say the Same Thing.

- The A.V. Club talks to director Noah Baumbach.

- Hmm, next season of How I Met Your Mother will take place over the span of one weekend.

- Jason Bateman and Will Arnett make a cute couple.

- George R.R. Martin loved The Great Gatsby.

- SNL's Fred Armisen tried Google Glass (for real).

- GQ profiles Bill Hader.

- All My Children and One Life to Live are cutting back to two episodes a week.

- Read/browse Pitchfork's well-designed Daft Punk feature.

- Watch a video of Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong performing together in 1998.

- What if your fave New Wave bands were superheroes?

- George Takei is the best.

- Here's Tobias Funke. Insert him anywhere.

- Facebook didn't like that naked Bea Arthur painting.

- Meet one of the youngest Pearl Jam fans.

- I can't believe it's taken this long for someone to make a supercut of people screaming "Noooo!"

- Disturbing image: Bob Han Solo Ross.

- And finally, I wanna take a ride in the Candy Cab!