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Fantasy football: 160-plus team names inspired by every NFL team in 2025

Nick Brinkerhoff   Paste BN
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The football season is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing – it's time to play the name game.

Summer is in short supply as fall looms. The days get shorter, the back to school sales get bigger. While there's still some time before all that, it's the perfect time for fantasy football players to get back to class.

With new faces in new places, we have about a month to figure it all out before the opening kickoff in Philadelphia on Sept. 4. However, that all means nothing if we don't get the name right.

So that's why we set out to compile a list of over 160 names so you can focus on roster building. After all, just think about how great those names will look on a trophy that can provide a light during the cold, dark winter.

Fantasy football team names for 2025

Arizona Cardinals

Atlanta Falcons

  • Penix Attack (Michael Penix Jr.)
  • Bed Bath & Bijan (Bijan Robinson)
  • To the Mooney and Back (Darnell Mooney)
  • Drake it 'til you make it (Drake London)
  • Kyle Me Maybe (Kyle Pitts)
  • Up Pitts Creek
  • The Pitt-stop

Baltimore Ravens

  • Zay it with Flowers (Zay Flowers)
  • Henry's Court (Derrick Henry)
  • Lamarvelous (Lamar Jackson)
  • I am Bateman (Rashod Bateman)
  • Bateman and Ravens
  • Justice Department (Justice Hill)
  • The Nuk-lear Option (DeAndre Hopkins)
  • Nuks of Hazard (Hopkins)

Buffalo Bills

Carolina Panthers

  • The Young and the Restless (Bryce Young)
  • The Bryce is Right (Young)
  • You get what you Legette (Xavier Legette)
  • Tet for Tat (Tet McMillan)
  • Chu-bacca (Chubba Hubbard)
  • Hubba Bubba (Hubbard)
  • Hooked on a Thielen (Adam Thielen)

Chicago Bears

  • Rome-an Empire (Rome Odunze)
  • Re-Caleb-rated (Caleb Williams)
  • D'Andre Swift (Bears' version)
  • The Burden of Proof/Dreams/Truth (Luther Burden III)
  • Moore Touchdowns Please (DJ Moore)
  • Moore than a Feeling (Moore)
  • DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love (Moore)
  • Cole-lossal Impact (Cole Kmet)
  • Colston Love Island (Colton Loveland)
  • Fantasy Loveland

Cincinnati Bengals

  • Joe with Flow (Joe Burrow)
  • Average Joes (Burrow)
  • Say it ain't Joe (Burrow)
  • Ja'Marr, Chase Brown (Ja'Marr Chase, Chase Brown)
  • Ja'Marr the merrier (Chase)
  • High Tee Society, Tee Time, Tee Off (Tee Higgins)
  • All in the Chase (Brown)

Cleveland Browns

  • Flacco of Birds (Joe Flacco)
  • Cup of Joe (Flacco)
  • Built Ford Tough (Jerome Ford)
  • Call of Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)
  • Hey Jeudy
  • The Judkins will see you now (Quinshon Judkins)
  • The Njoku's on you (David Njoku)

Dallas Cowboys

  • Baby Dak Ribs (Dak Prescott)
  • Dak to the Future (Prescott)
  • Now you CeeDee, now you don't (CeeDee Lamb)
  • Fergalicious (Jake Ferguson)
  • Jake From Dallas (Ferguson)
  • Put some Miles on it (Miles Sanders)
  • Slim Pickens (George Pickens)
  • Can you Pickens?

Denver Broncos

  • HOT TO BO! (Bo Nix)
  • Nix-elodeon (Nix)
  • Sutton for Punishment (Courtland Sutton)
  • Courtland's in Session (Sutton)
  • Mims the word (Marvin Mims Jr.)
  • The Engram Angle (Evan Engram)
  • Evan Almighty (Engram)
  • Odds and Evan (Engram)
  • Orange Pony Club

Detroit Lions

Green Bay Packers

  • Love Island (Jordan Love)
  • Cheesehead Over Heels
  • Defending Jacobs (Josh Jacobs)
  • Reed Between the Lines (Jayden Reed)
  • Golden Hour (Matthew Golden)
  • Matthew Golden Girls

Houston Texans

  • Stroud and Proud (C.J. Stroud)
  • Stroudy with a Chance of Touchdowns
  • The Mixon Administration (Joe Mixon)
  • Mixon Match
  • Finding Nico (Nico Collins)
  • Nico’d and Dimed (Collins)

Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville Jaguars

  • Big Game Hunter (Travis Hunter)
  • Lawrence & Order (Trevor Lawrence)
  • Stranger Things (Brenton Strange)
  • Strange New World (Brenton Strange)
  • Brian Rot (Brian Thomas Jr.)
  • Saving Private Brian (Brian Thomas Jr.)

Kansas City Chiefs

  • Mahomes Alone
  • Mahomes Improvement
  • Sweet Mahomes Alabama (Patrick Mahomes)
  • Blank Pacheco (Isaiah Pacheco)
  • Hollywood Game Night
  • Hollywood Squares (Hollywood Brown)
  • Travis Kelce (Taylor’s Version) (Travis Kelce)
  • TE Love Story (Travis Kelce)

Las Vegas Raiders

  • The Day of the Jakobi or Jack-al (Jakobi Meyers, Jack Bech)
  • Ashton Answered (Ashton Jeanty)
  • The Jeanty Giant
  • Bechwarmers (Jack Bech)
  • BrockBuster (Brock Bowers)
  • Brock N’ Roll (Bowers)
  • Bowers Power

Los Angeles Chargers

  • Herb Your Enthusiasm (Justin Herbert)
  • Hampton Inn (Omarion Hampton)
  • McConkey Tonks (Ladd McConkey)
  • Herbert's Heroes (Justin Herbert)
  • Highway to Hampton (Omarion Hampton)

Los Angeles Rams

Miami Dolphins

Minnesota Vikings

  • Keepin' up with the Joneses (Aaron Jones)
  • Game of Jones
  • Turn on the Jettas (Justin Jefferson)
  • Griddy Little Liars (Jefferson)
  • Hock N' Roll (T.J. Hockenson)

New England Patriots

New Orleans Saints

New York Giants

  • Your Friends and Nabers (Malik Nabers)
  • Like a Good Nabers
  • All in the Nabershood
  • Dart Spreading the News (Jaxson Dart)
  • Connect the Darts
  • Russellmania (Russell Wilson)

New York Jets

  • Fields of Dreams (Justin Fields)
  • Hall N' Oates (Breece Hall)
  • Breece's Pieces (Hall)
  • Garretteed to Win (Garrett Wilson)
  • Wilson of Fortune
  • TaylorMade Touchdowns (Mason Taylor)

Philadelphia Eagles

Pittsburgh Steelers

  • Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers)
  • The Rodgefather (Rodgers)
  • Metcalfornia Dreamin' (DK Metcalf)
  • DK, Have It Your Way (Metcalf)
  • Metcalf Gala
  • American Ninja Warren (Jaylen Warren)
  • Air Freier (Pat Freiermuth)

San Francisco 49ers

Seattle Seahawks

  • Hey Darnold! (Sam Darnold)
  • McDarnolds
  • The Walkering Dead (Kenneth Walker III)
  • American Njigba Warriors (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • Jaxon 5 (Smith-Njigba)
  • Coop, there it is (Cooper Kupp)
  • Cooper Scooper (Kupp)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

  • Baker by the Dozen (Baker Mayfield)
  • Rubber Buckys (Bucky Irving)
  • Build Me Up Buckycup (Irving)
  • Starbuckys (Irving)
  • The Garden of Evans (Mike Evans)
  • Evans Almighty
  • Magic Mike Evans
  • All I do is Godwin (Chris Godwin)

Tennessee Titans

  • The Warden (Cam Ward)
  • I think I Cam (Ward)
  • The Pollard Express (Tony Pollard)
  • The Tony Awards (Pollard)
  • Ridley's Believe it or Not (Calvin Ridley)
  • Calvin and the Chipmunks (Ridley)

Washington Commanders

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