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My mom picks the NFL Week 2 games


Last week we decided to run an experiment where we would ask my mom Nina Scott, an English instructor at a boarding school in Massachusetts with a slightly less than passing knowledge of football, to pick the NFL games of the week. Because this is how these things go, my mom went 11-5 with her picks, better than three of Paste BN Sports' five NFL experts.

Let's keep this train rolling. This is our phone call for the Week 2 games, very slightly edited for length.

FTW: We're gonna do the games again. You're currently at 11-5, beating several NFL experts we employ here.

Nate's mom: Really? Wow. OK.

FTW: Let's do it.

Nate's mom: Oh my god. OK.

FTW: Jets - Bills.

Nate's mom: Bills.

FTW: Any reason?

Nate's mom: Who's the quarterback of the Jets?

FTW: Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Nate's mom: And the Bills?

FTW: Tyrod Taylor.

Nate's mom: Oy. I may switch. Jets.

FTW: Why?

Nate's mom: Not sure. Got a feeling.

FTW: Saints - Giants.

Nate's mom: Saints. I know they're not going to win, and I don't care. I always root for the Saints. I'm loyal.

FTW: Titans at Lions.

Nate's mom: I still remember the Titans. Did they win last week?

FTW: No.

Nate's mom: Did the Lions?

FTW: Yep.

Nate's mom: Oh! Ok well I remember the Titans. The Lions still don't win.

FTW: Cowboys - Redskins.

Nate's mom: Ooh, I might say again Redskins.

FTW: Even though they lost?

Nate's mom: Even though they lost, and despite the name.

FTW: OK. Chiefs - Texans.

Nate's mom: Texans and who?

FTW: Chiefs.

Nate's mom: The Chiefs. Kansas City Chiefs. I choose Kansas City.

FTW: Dolphins - Patriots.

Nate's mom: Oh, darling, the Dolphins are gonna lose! The Patriots, always.

FTW: Ravens at Browns.

Nate's mom: Who are the quarterbacks?

FTW: Joe Flacco for the Ravens and the Browns quarterback is Josh McCown.

Nate's mom: Flacco's team.

FTW: 49ers at Panthers.

Nate's mom: Hm. How'd the 49ers do last week?

FTW: The beat a bad team.

Nate's mom: Panthers!

FTW: Bengals at Steelers.

Nate's mom: Steelers.

FTW: Any reason why?

Nate's mom: They're strong.

FTW: Buccaneers at Cardinals.

Nate's mom: Who at the Cardinals?

FTW: Buccaneers.

Nate's mom: Tampa Bay those pirates! And the Cardinals remind me of a baseball team. I must go with the Buccaneers.

FTW: OK. Seahawks at Rams.

Nate's mom: Seattle is good, aren't they? So are the Rams. Who is their quarterback?

FTW: The Rams got killed last week. I don't even remember who's starting for them this week at quarterback. I think it's Case Keenum.

Nate's mom: Ok I want the other one.

FTW: The Seahawks.

Nate's mom: The Seahawks, and they're terrific, right?

FTW: Right. Falcons at Raiders.

Nate's mom: I'm gonna do a throwback to the Raiders.

FTW: Good one. Jaguars at Chargers.

Nate's mom: Ooh, the Jaguars are the ones who were very good right?

FTW: No, you're mixing them up with the Panthers again.

Nate's mom: We've got the Jaguars, we've got the Panthers. Oy. And they are playing the …

FTW: Chargers.

Nate's mom: I'm gonna go with the Jaguars.

FTW: Colts at Broncos.

Nate's mom: Oh my god, how could you pick? Two horses.

FTW: I don't know.

Nate's mom: Um, and who's the quarterbacks?

FTW: Andrew Luck for the Colts, and Trevor Siemian from Northwestern University for the Broncos.

Nate's mom: Oy. This is a tough one for me. Can I have a hint?

FTW: No, I think it's going to be a pretty even game. I don't even know.

Nate's mom: OK I go for the bucking Broncos.

FTW: OK. Packers at Vikings.

Nate's mom: Green Bay.

FTW: OK, last game. Philadelphia Eagles at the Chicago Bears.

Nate's mom: Oh the Bears! God I want the Bears, but I don't know, are they good?

FTW: No? But Eagles aren't great either.

Nate's mom: I don't have a good feeling about the Bears that I want. So I'm going with the Eagles.

FTW: OK. That's it. You're done.

Nate's mom: Does anybody else's mother get to pick?

FTW: No. You did so well, you went 11-5, so we're going to keep you going.

Nate's mom: OK, let's see, until I tank and everyone makes fun of me. I love you.

FTW: OK, love you.

WEEK 1 RECORD: 11-5

SEASON RECORD: 11-5