Cubs players posted the happiest victory tweets
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series. The CHICAGO CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES! For the first time in 108 years! The team didn't do it in a way that didn't make everyone - Cubs and Indians fans alike - hide under blankets or pound beers or stress eat cookies or feel like we were going to throw up the whole time, but they did it. In 10 glorious innings. In an incredible Game 7 that we, as a human race, really didn't deserve.
After the champagne and the ski googles and the tears, the Cubs took to Twitter. If these tweets don't even slightly warm up your cold dead heart than you're either a) a monster or c) a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan or b) from Cleveland, in which case I'm really, truly sorry and you might want to X out of this tab right now.