Theo Epstein is totally hammered in this interview

The best part of the World Series - or time a team captures a massive victory, for that matter - is all the celebrating. Champaign everywhere, especially for the mastermind behind it all, the Cubs' President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein.

But, alas, the adult beverages may flow but it doesn't change the various media obligations. Combine the two, as Epstein did after securing the title, and it makes for gold.

Like this, which, warning, includes some NSFW language.

And this.

Enjoy it, Theo. You deserve it.