Fisherman hooks monster 3,000-pound Great White Shark

No. This isn't fun. Or casually interesting. This is bad news. Very bad news indeed. I found out about this story about because it happened in Hilton Head, where I have family. I thought I had an agreement with sharks, but now they're encroaching on my turf. On. My. Turf. Rally the troops. The truce is over.

All joking side, a fisherman caught two Great Whites on Tuesday, according to theIsland Packet. This one, and a 3,000 pound one which was so big that it broke the hook as the fisherman attempted to reel it in.