We tried Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s disgusting sandwich

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is officially retiring this weekend. A sad day for NASCAR fans. He's an icon of the sport, and he'll undoubtedly be missed.

But for as much respect as we have for Dale, the same can't be said for his disgusting - DISGUSTING - sandwich. He tweeted a picture of it to the world in 2016…

Do being the open-minded scholars that we are around these parts, we gave it a go for ourselves. Word to the wise: Don't make the same mistake.

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