Twitter jokes about Carlos Santana on Phillies

Carlos Santana - the free agent who played for the Cleveland Indians and not the legendary guitarist - is now a Philadelphia Phillies slugger ater signing a $60-million deal.

He joins a team that includes coach Rob Thomson, whose name is not, in fact, Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty fame, but is close enough that everyone started making Twitter jokes about the two guys who sang the 1999 hit song Smooth:

That would be a great joke EXCEPT THE GUY'S NAME IS ROB THOMSON NOT ROB THOMAS. Thanks, though.

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