Joe Thomas details ownership plans for Panthers

If buying an NFL team was like running for office (though, now that I think about it, in some ways it really is), Joe Thomas - who said he would buy the Panthers if he received a million retweets - would have a pretty good platform.

Look, as Thomas tweets later, everyone likes kickers and punters. But - going for it every time on fourth down. Because who doesn't want to finally know what would happen if an NFL team actually did that.

Also, perks for fans:

And even better halftime shows than Diddy promised in his ownership platform.

Yes, he is joking, and yes current NFL players cannot buy teams. But someone give Joe Thomas $2.5 billion and let's make this happen.

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