What Joe Thomas would do as Panthers' owner

It may have started as a Twitter joke, but Cleveland Browns veteran Joe Thomas shared his detailed plans for the Panthers if he was awarded ownership of the team.

Among the highlights: Diddy in charge of the halftime shows, shareholders in charge of the team and brats instead of hot dogs.

Look, we all know that this a longshot and would take more than just a million retweets for Thomas to buy the Carolina Panthers or lead the group that does - which was Thomas's original premise.

But, who doesn't want to see the madness that would devolve if fans were in charge of hiring and firing coaches (other than the obvious troubling effect on said coaches, who are real people with families and careers and dreams and stuff)?

For the record though, the Browns player is short a few hundred thousand retweets from his original promise:

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