How Gus Johnson described weather during Big Ten game

In case you haven't heard, it's beyond cold just about everywhere in the U.S., but it's especially bad in the midwest and north east parts of the country.

It's so cold that sportscaster Gus Johnson found the most best and hilariously absurd way to describe the sub-zero temperatures in East Lansing on Thursday night while calling the Michigan State-Maryland game.

"…on a cold night. So cold, folks, a guy could rob you with a bucket of water."

That's some incredibly specific imagery, but it definitely gets the job done.

Top-ranked Michigan State pummeled Maryland, 91-61.

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