Jalen Rose makes everyone think he's a robot

Maybe Jalen Rose took a command of "hold still" a little too literally.

Or maybe Jalen Rose is a robot programmed to be really good at basketball and very good at entertaining us:

Or maybe he's an animated wax figure?

Or part of a Disney ride?

Very funny Internet, but wow, Rose is really good at holding still.

(Thanks to The Big Lead for sharing.)

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