America won free Taco Bell thanks to Warriors
If you're a Cleveland Cavaliers fan right now, there's only one thing that can cheer you up: Free food.
Thanks to the Golden State Warriors, everyone - not just sad Cavs fans - will get free Taco Bell as part of their "Steal a game, steal a taco" promotion - if a road team won Games 1-3 of the NBA Finals, so would America:
That's right: On June 13, from 2-6 p.m., everyone can get one free Doritos Locos Taco.
The question for my colleague Ted Berg - the world's leading Taco Bell journalist - is if this counts as LeBron James winning America free tacos even though he lost. I'd say it doesn't, which means James's 0-6 record in games that he can win everyone free Taco Bell lives on.
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