Nick Young calls for legalization of cocaine
NBA champion Nick "Swaggy P" Young was spotted by TMZ cameras and did one of those awkward ambush interviews where we learned a few things this week:
1. He has put a shirt on. I consider this to be a major development in the summer of Swaggy P.
2. When asked about Canada legalizing marijuana, Swaggy P said the United States should do more than that. "I want people to pass cocaine," he said. "Everybody needs to do cocaine!"
3. When asked about where LeBron James should go next season:
"I think he should stay in Cleveland so he can get all the people to Cleveland …bring Shaq, Robert Horry, Dennis Rodman, bring all the old people too. Everybody needs a ring," he said, which doesn't make a ton of sense but sure.
4. And when asked if he was concerned about anyone robbing him and stealing his new championship ring, Young said that he was not worried about anyone stealing from the Swag Champ.
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